You Nords breed like rabbits. I'm sure your mother will understand.



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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up




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dahbahtman:

Hottest Anime Men (in no particular order)

46/???: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin

tagged as: I still don't get these two;  I don't think I want to;  but they're hella cute so whatevs;  



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mortiphasm:

can you imagine how disastros this website’s going to be in october

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"Plenty of humans were monstrous, and plenty of monsters knew how to play at being human."

—Victoria Schwab, Vicious (via hellishbutler)



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mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAY

As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)

Here’s how this will work:

  • You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
  • This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!

INCLUDED:

  • MacBook pro
  • Original box
  • Charger cable
  • keyboard cover (blue)
  • 32gb USB stick

Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count. —-

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And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!




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Handwriting Meme

askboxmemes:

1. Handwrite your name.
2. Handwrite your Tumblr URL.
3. Handwrite your blog title.
4. Handwrite your Tumblr crushes.
5. Handwrite your favorite season of the year.
6. Handwrite what color shirt your wearing right now.
7. Handwrite your favorite actresses and actors.
8. Handwrite your favorite TV shows.
9. Handwrite your favorite bands/singers.
10. Handwrite your favorite songs.
11. Handwrite your favorite number.
12. Handwrite the country you currently live in.
13. Handwrite the country you were born in.
14. Handwrite “hello”.
15. Handwrite your name in the hand that you do NOT normally use.
16. Handwrite 3 words that sum you up.
17. Handwrite the first 10 words that come to mind.
18. Handwrite a message to your followers.
19. Handwrite my url

tagged as: sure let's go let's do this;  



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foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.



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DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION - INQUISITOR GAMEPLAY TRAILER

tagged as: *breathes heavily*;  *intense stare*;  I might just go into a six month long coma and skip the waiting;  



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everything-unnecessary:

arlerted:

shingekinofuckingkyojin:

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s like a never ending line of armins

i’ll take 20 armins

this gif shoots about 47 armins per minute. that means 2,829 per hour. which means 67,680 per day.
and that means 473,760 per week
473,760 armin arlerts

This is what math was created for

tagged as: an Armin for everyone;  good;  



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carryonwinchestering:

Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 




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"In other words Kuroko’s misdirection doesn’t work on him"

ah, yes, yes good, beautiful

tagged as: I a fucking maniac;  \;  



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annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest




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azrephan:

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inspired by slimeking and this post.


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